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[plunkybug]

...who ganked it from metaquotes

Dear Gods.

I'm having mental images of the presidential race going on as if it were an LJ drama.

Bush: *defriends Kerry* WANKER.

Kerry: O_O WTF? What did you do that for?

Bush: u suck w/ur facts and shit. Jermany sux 2. *defriends Germany*

Germany: o.O

Kerry: Liar.

Bush: TAX RAIZER!

Kerry: Moron. -__-;;

Bush: TAX RAIZER OMG!

Kerry: STFU already! Augh!

Bush: ^_______^

Kerry: -_____-;; Hate you.

Bush: H8 u mor! *defriends Canada* Ur drugs are dangerous!

Canada: ¬_¬ Piss off. *defriends Bush*

Kerry: Now look what u did omg!

Bush: Hahahahaahaha!

Kerry: ;__; You suck.

France: *defriends everyone* You smell of elderberries.

Kerry: Noooo! I won 3 purple hearts dammit!

Bush: WAAAAAA! *moons Kerry*

Kerry: GAAH! >.<

Edwards: *is scarred for life*

Bush: I <3 Poland! *HUGZ Poland!*

Poland: O____O Dude. You were OK, but you're freakin' us out now. *defriends Bush*

Bush: ...Well, fuck.

Kerry: *facepalm*


*blinks* Um, yes. I need sleep...