my mom sent me an email with 'feces" as the subject...

[plunkybug]

NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A feces is a living being in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other human being." The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error at least a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word 'feces" when he meant to say "fetus."

"Unglaublich, uncroyable, unbelievable," say Europeans, or something else sarcastic depending upon their nationality. The malapropisms of this President would be amusing if they weren't so pathetic. This instance of Presidential language mangling really takes the cake. I pray this bumbling, talking head does not win in November.

You just can't make this stuff up! :p

EDIT: My mom *does* have a tendency to spread around false emails like so many of us (but I still love her), and I should have checked with snopes.com first to disprove another email forward, but I didn't, and it is false. Anyhow, true or not, this is still funny. My brain even created a false memory of hearing him say this.

Comments

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

That's actually a false story, much as it appears to be credible.

Go to http://www.snopes.com and search 'feces'. It's the first hit.

[plunkybug.livejournal.com]

Damn. We usually check snopes. Funny, even if it is not true since it is so like him. So predictable. Oh well.

[plunkybug.livejournal.com]

Hee hee! :)

[emevol.livejournal.com]

I believed it.. and before I finished reading it I was spouting off the false information to my boyfriend. :) bush is a moron-

[plunkybug.livejournal.com]

That's why this was so believable.