Stinky stinky...

There's this guy at work, who is so stinky. It is sad, really. For starters he is really large, we're talking 400-500 pounds, and he always wears these thin, stretched out stretch pants with holes in them. His hair is a long, unkempt mess as well. He must be aware of the bo because he puts a towel down on the chair he sits at. Now, I am a good girl, and I try not to judge people too much, and he seems like a nice guy...all soft spoken and stuff though we've never spoke directly, but I just have to wonder to myself how he has managed to stay working with us for so long with this hygiene issue. I know I am not the only one who notices. Other people have mentioned it too. Today he sat behind me in my row and I could smell him from 5+ feet away, and you can always tell what seats he has previously sat in. Maybe there is some reason behind it that we don't know...something unavoidable or uncontrollable. I would say his size might make bathing hard, but I know some large men, and they don't seem to have a problem with that. I don't know why I am writing this, but I just am, so that has to be ok. I have wanted to complain to someone about it for so long, but it just seems so cruel to say that the fat guy smells bad.

The Sneezing Factory

I was a major sneeze-aholic today! How can there be so much snot in mah hed? I shudder to think how many brain cells I have been losing the last few months with all them sneezes. :-p