Talking to body parts

Dear Heather's Tummy,

Heather would very much like to know what she did to make you so upset at her and would like to try to resolve this matter as quickly as possible. Please send correspondence for this issue back to our department so we may attempt to resolve the matter between you. Thank you very much for your time and attention in advance.

Regards,
Heather's Brain

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My henna tattoo from last Thursday is almost gone now. The decoration on my pointer finger is gone, but you can still see the main decoration on my hand. Kinda looks like a birthmark now. Lucky I got pictures when it was first done. Hopefully I will be able to post them soon and this post will make a whole lot more sense.