Talking to body parts

[plunkybug]

Dear Heather's Tummy,

Heather would very much like to know what she did to make you so upset at her and would like to try to resolve this matter as quickly as possible. Please send correspondence for this issue back to our department so we may attempt to resolve the matter between you. Thank you very much for your time and attention in advance.

Regards,
Heather's Brain

Comments

[mayoisms.livejournal.com]

Be careful what you wish for. The correspondence could be in the form of a large package that requires an external courier.

[plunkybug.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh!

:)

[phishtails.livejournal.com]

Dear Heather's Brain:

I am afraid that due to pending litigation, I am unable to provide you with any information regarding the alleged upset state. It is requested that any further correspondance regarding this matter be sent to our attorneys (who can be reached in, obviously, Heather's Bowels). See you in court, beyotch!

Sincerely,
Heather's Tummy

[plunkybug.livejournal.com]

You! :)