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I am feeling very empowered lately, and it's my little secret. Ha! Ok, so a few people know why. But most people don't know my secret, and I don't know how many people would really care to learn it.

Ganked from alryssa...

...who ganked it from metaquotes

Dear Gods.

I'm having mental images of the presidential race going on as if it were an LJ drama.

Bush: *defriends Kerry* WANKER.

Kerry: O_O WTF? What did you do that for?

Bush: u suck w/ur facts and shit. Jermany sux 2. *defriends Germany*

Germany: o.O

Kerry: Liar.

Bush: TAX RAIZER!

Kerry: Moron. -__-;;

Bush: TAX RAIZER OMG!

Kerry: STFU already! Augh!

Bush: ^_______^

Kerry: -_____-;; Hate you.

Bush: H8 u mor! *defriends Canada* Ur drugs are dangerous!

Canada: ¬_¬ Piss off. *defriends Bush*

Kerry: Now look what u did omg!

Bush: Hahahahaahaha!

Kerry: ;__; You suck.

France: *defriends everyone* You smell of elderberries.

Kerry: Noooo! I won 3 purple hearts dammit!

Bush: WAAAAAA! *moons Kerry*

Kerry: GAAH! >.<

Edwards: *is scarred for life*

Bush: I <3 Poland! *HUGZ Poland!*

Poland: O____O Dude. You were OK, but you're freakin' us out now. *defriends Bush*

Bush: ...Well, fuck.

Kerry: *facepalm*


*blinks* Um, yes. I need sleep...